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Lucky Orchid

Spite Keychain

Spite Keychain

Regular price $8.00 USD
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Sometimes, the best motivation is sheer spite—and this keychain says it all! Featuring a candy heart with the phrase “Surviving Purely Out of Spite,” this design is perfect for those who refuse to quit, just to prove a point.

 

Available in:

Navy Blue Motel Style Keychain

Square Wooden Keychain

 

Durable, lightweight, and full of attitude, these keychains are a perfect reminder that pettiness canbe a survival tactic. Clip one onto your keys, bag, or lanyard and let the world know what fuels you.

 

Perfect for:

✔️ People who thrive on proving others wrong

✔️ Fans of dark humor and sassy vibes

✔️ Anyone fueled by determination (and a little bit of revenge)

✔️ The perfect petty gift for a friend

 

Limited stock available! Get yours before the haters do!

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