Modern dating struggles, but make it aesthetic! This cheeky keychain features a candy heart with the painfully relatable phrase “Romance? In This Economy?”—the perfect accessory for those who’d love to be wined and dined but are just trying to afford groceries.
Lightweight, durable, and effortlessly funny, these keychains make the perfect statement piece for your keys, bag, or wallet—because let’s face it, at least your keychain can have a love life.
Perfect for:
✔️ Hopeless romantics with budget constraints
✔️ Fans of dark humor and meme culture
✔️ A fun Galentine’s or anti-Valentine’s gift
✔️ Anyone choosing financial stability over dating chaos
⭐ Limited stock available! Grab yours before love AND money run out!
