Lucky Orchid
Screaming, Crying, Throwing Out My Back Keychain
Screaming, Crying, Throwing Out My Back Keychain
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For those who feel young at heart but old in the spine, this hilarious keychain is the perfect daily reminder that life comes at you fast! Featuring an adorable yet dramatic skeleton figure with the phrase “Screaming, Crying, Throwing Out My Back,” this keychain is ideal for anyone who knows the struggle of growing pains—literally.
Made with durable materials, these keychains are built to last—unlike your back after bending the wrong way. Clip it onto your keys, backpack, or anywhere you need a little humor to get through the day.
Perfect for:
✔️ Millennials and elder emos feeling the aches
✔️ Fans of skeleton & spooky aesthetics
✔️ Those who love relatable, dark humor
✔️ A fun gift for friends who just sneezed and hurt themselves
⭐ Limited stock available! Get yours before life catches up with you again!
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